January 2011

January 27, 2011 DON'T DO IT!!!! Look, I know you might be depressed and have the middle-of-winter blues, but that is no reason to go off of your Weight Watchers diet and eat an entire bakery. January 13, 2011 OOPS! [Sigh.] So many comments come to mind...where to begin? There are certain instances where saying, "Oops!" has merit, such as: "Oops! I dropped the baby," or "Oops! I sliced off my entire hand using the new Ginsu knives," or "Oops! I ran over your cat's tail with the lawn mower." But, "Oops!" in this instance? I mean, are we saying, "Oops! We accidentally made them with real butter instead of hydrogenated fats and preservatives?" Yeah, the "Oops!" just doesn't have the same impact here, does it? Coincidentally, these were on the 50%-off shelf. January 2, 2011 My Own Papuan Jesus I really cannot come up with much to say about this item that has come into our possession. The main reason is that my train of thought keeps equating "My Own Papuan Jesus" to a Christian rock song that perhaps Cartman from Southpark came up with. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, that is completely okay. Southpark is not necessarily something that you want corrupting your brain. According to this piece the Papuans believe there was a Cassowary bird at the Crucifixion...and a giant. Eric asked what tribe this carving was from, and Pius said, "Catholic." I'm still laughing about that.